Mister Waffles on Halloween

This past Friday was my very first Halloween with my lady people. Halloween is, indeed, a very strange holiday. All the people wear different animals which confuse and/or scare me. My brown haired lady person had a large creature living on her head. I am not sure what type of animal it was but she tried to make the creature lovable by putting a bow on it when really it was horrifying. I had to hide under the bed for a very long time in order to calm my frayed nerves. My yellow haired lady person cut off the tails of two llamas and pasted them to either side of her head. It was very strange, though I did not feel afraid. I am not afraid of llama tails. Next Halloween, I hope that my brown-haired lady person will wear me on her head since I am unafraid of heights. Someday, I hope my lady people will take me up in a hot air balloon. I love balloons. Sometimes, when I see myself in the mirror, I think my poofy fur makes me look like a hairy, brown balloon. This pleases me.